In case anyone hasn’t been paying attention to the news recently, the entire world has gone fucking insane. Weird shit is happening everywhere. I put together a quick round up of some recent news stories from around the world;
100 tons of sardines, croaker, and small catfish washed-up dead at Brazil’s coastline
2 Million fish found dead in Chesapeake Bay
Several hundred blackbirds, grackles and starlings drop dead from the sky in Kentucky
100,000 fish die suddenly in Arkansas
5,000 dead black birds fall from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas
Hundreds of dead snapper mysteriously wash up on beaches in New Zealand
40,000 Velvet Swimming Crabs died-off and washed ashore in the UK
In Vietnam, more than 150 tons of Talapia died on 41 separate river farms.
8,000 turtle doves fall from the sky in Italy
Getting a more local perspective, here’s a wrap up of whats currently going on in Australia;
Lives and homes remain at risk from a fire that is burning out of control, 110 kilometres south of Perth in Western Australia.
Almost a third of southern Queensland has been declared a disaster zone after the worst floods in the region’s history.
The flooded area is larger than Germany and Poland combined
Up to 200mm of rain fell in half an hour, a one in 100 year storm, causing flash flooding in the Toowoomba region.
Death toll from the flash flooding in Toowoomba is at 9 and likely to rise
Severe storm warning issued and flash flooding now expected in Victoria over the coming days.
In conclusion, Mother-Nature is a Mother-Fucker. She is clearly pissed off about something and the shit is hitting the fan harder than ever. The four horsemen of the apocalypse are on their way, and we are all proper-fucked.
Thanks for playing humanity, but it’s game over.
I’m gonna stock up on canned food and find the nearest nuclear bunker I can.
Goodnight and good-luck.